• 0 7th May BREAKING NEWS: First hung parliament for ant-eaters in decades

    Senior Tamandua figures have said that under the rules of the Vermilingua constitution, the second ant-eater to fall over in a hung parliament makes the first attempt at forming a ruling coalition.


  • 0 4th May Our new neighbours brought it round


  • 0 30th Apr Woe betold (and the Moose of the inky udder)

    • Isolated secretion of the udder (identical scarlet glands in growth fermentation)
    • A moose outbreak (a Streptococcus being)
    • A milk-wide zone of agar (a lactose pathogenic to ducks)
    • The left forequarter of the udder (involved and later, when this began to dry off, not involved)
    • The cow counts 17 (woe of a milky ruminant)
    • A talented moose, encapsulated by woe, fails to hydrolyse sodium hippurate (an out-break of isolating bulk milk)

    #moose #ink #udders #experiment #science #politics 
  • 0 29th Apr Cuddle only what your arms fit around

    (it’s much easier if you take off your bum-bag)


  • 0 22nd Apr Inside was a baby hippo


  • 0 22nd Apr Under the Big Moon…

    Gordon tried the institution’s new see-saw.


  • 0 19th Apr This Tongue

    This tongue is a mouthy organ: masticulating the chewy-swallow blobs (a form of deglutition). For this tongue does taste many stuff! All over it lie tiny buds for salty fingers, or sweet and savory yum-yum morsels. This tongue is a speaky muscle, because for talking one must do the flippy-flap, all fluttering and catching at the air like so as to buzz and tremble. It is sensitive - just like a door mouse - and moistened from this saliva, running all upon it so rich. This saliva can make you all wet if it whips upon your face, or maybe under your left arm. Lastly, this tongue belongs in with these tooths, and if they has a sparkle then smiling is what must be used they for the doing.

    #tongue #mouth #smile #teeth #dental hygiene 
  • 0 14th Apr What exactly does OAP stand for anyway?

    When the Grandad at the OAP party practices his new dance-steps, a fragrance is emitted that certain parasitoid Grandmas are very attracted to. The parasitoid Grandmas then invite the Grandad around for dinner and often use the opportunity to reminisce about ‘The War’. This is a form of mutualism between the Grandma and the Grandad and works only when the dance-steps of the Grandad are particularly awesome.


  • 0 14th Apr and an automatic goose!


  • 0 8th Apr Turn clockwise to initiate

    (Escher’s gonna bop your furry chops)

    #escher #rat 
  • 0 7th Apr

    Most likely a remnant of the troubles we’ve been having over at Sandra’s


  • 0 7th Apr ‘The Fox’ is most sexier than all other rodents

    Using ‘The Beardy-Man’ as our initial recurrence relation we determined that 11 is the upper-most limit of any ‘Riding The Sexy-Fox’ function. Taking this into consideration our next project will attempt to express the potential of a Badger’s Under-Belly in Fibonacci numbers.*

    * (Care must be taken to avoid Beardy-Man self recursion, leading to an infinite nesting from an initial closed-set of only 23 Beardy co-ordinates.)

    #beardy-man #fox #mathematics #numbers #recursion 
  • 0 1st Apr I found this under your pillow


text by Daniel Rourke
image by Tim Booth

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