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7th May
BREAKING NEWS: First hung parliament for ant-eaters in decades
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4th May
Our new neighbours brought it round

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30th Apr
Woe betold (and the Moose of the inky udder)

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29th Apr
Cuddle only what your arms fit around
(it’s much easier if you take off your bum-bag)

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22nd Apr
Inside was a baby hippo

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22nd Apr
Under the Big Moon…
Gordon tried the institution’s new see-saw.

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19th Apr
This Tongue
This tongue is a mouthy organ: masticulating the chewy-swallow blobs (a form of deglutition). For this tongue does taste many stuff! All over it lie tiny buds for salty fingers, or sweet and savory yum-yum morsels. This tongue is a speaky muscle, because for talking one must do the flippy-flap, all fluttering and catching at the air like so as to buzz and tremble. It is sensitive - just like a door mouse - and moistened from this saliva, running all upon it so rich. This saliva can make you all wet if it whips upon your face, or maybe under your left arm. Lastly, this tongue belongs in with these tooths, and if they has a sparkle then smiling is what must be used they for the doing.

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14th Apr
What exactly does OAP stand for anyway?
When the Grandad at the OAP party practices his new dance-steps, a fragrance is emitted that certain parasitoid Grandmas are very attracted to. The parasitoid Grandmas then invite the Grandad around for dinner and often use the opportunity to reminisce about ‘The War’. This is a form of mutualism between the Grandma and the Grandad and works only when the dance-steps of the Grandad are particularly awesome.

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14th Apr
and an automatic goose!

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8th Apr
Turn clockwise to initiate
(Escher’s gonna bop your furry chops)

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7th Apr
Most likely a remnant of the troubles we’ve been having over at Sandra’s

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7th Apr
‘The Fox’ is most sexier than all other rodents
Using ‘The Beardy-Man’ as our initial recurrence relation we determined that 11 is the upper-most limit of any ‘Riding The Sexy-Fox’ function. Taking this into consideration our next project will attempt to express the potential of a Badger’s Under-Belly in Fibonacci numbers.*
* (Care must be taken to avoid Beardy-Man self recursion, leading to an infinite nesting from an initial closed-set of only 23 Beardy co-ordinates.)
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1st Apr
I found this under your pillow
